Wanted: Swordsman for Hire
In a seat at the bar of The Wailing Griffon, a tavern in the slums of Ranara, an aging warrior talks as much as he drinks, and he drinks way too much. These are his tales...
Wanted: Swordsman for Hire
The Job with the Songless Siren and the Leaky Galleon
The epic Bram Thunderfist reminisces on how magic is awful to everyone and everything, and has no redeeming value no matter how much a fellow swordsperson might like the stuff. It's terrible. Everyone should know that by now. After this story, everyone will agree.
Bad stuff.
Also, a big boat, and a siren.
Story and Music Composition by Nathan Tucker
Produced by Ashkon Stone and Nathan Tucker
Cast:
Bram Thunderfist - Nathan Tucker
Sally - Anne Dorko
Guest star Anne Dorko, whose fantasy inspired music can be found on annedorko.com
(Content Notes: Salty Language, Mentions of Sexy Fishy Pincushions, Alcohol Consumption, Unrealistic Analogies of Sex with Sounds, Lots of Thunder that Would Need A Flashing Warning If this Was a Video, Quite a Bit of Death from Drowning, Massive Ego, SQUELCHING Sounds from Tromping Through Mud, Bram's Email Address)
Contact Bram with Questions at bramthunderfist@gmail.com
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